A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her. After following along for a while,
he turns to her and asks, "Hey, there, little girl, do you
want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl firmly as she keeps on walking.
Hey,little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says, "Okay, kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 bucks and
a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my
bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the
little girl stops and turns towards him and screams
out..."Look, Dad, you're the one who bought the Honda instead
of the Harley! YOU RIDE IT!"
1 comment:
Pretty funny!
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